GLEE!

Alright, here's the deal. I'm no fan of Glee. You would think that I would be since it's the Gayest thing since Ugly Betty, which I miss so much. But to tell you the truth, I'm so glad that the Season is over. I only watched it because Fred watches it(because of Puck I'm sure) and that's time that we can spend together. But if Fred hated it, I would stop watching it too. I sit through a lot of crap because of Fred. I made it through two whole seasons of Prison Break before I said, "okay, that's enough" and went downstairs and watched Bill O'Reilly(don't start with me people). I just wanted to hear both sides of a story, m'kay? Yeah, we watch South Park too by the way.Maybe I should just address this Post to"Dear Children of mine reading this Post in 2023". Because I'm thinking that the more I reveal my myself on this Blog, the more the Gay Community probably hates me. I don't hate them back, I'm am huge fan of the Gays(Me). In fact, I'm sorta of married to one. A French one no less. Is there anything Gayer than that? Listen, I've spent time in France, they all look Gay to me. Right now I'm thinking, "I'm so Glad that Fred's Mom only enjoys the pictures that I post and can't understand a single word". She calls Fred and says "Merci beau coup pour les photo". Did I get that right? She thinks I'm posting these pictures just for her. I tell Fred, "Please explain to her what a Blog is". He says that it doesn't matter. But she still calls all of the time and thanks us for the pictures.
Now back to the 'not liking part'. I like that blonde hair chick. I forget her name and I could look it up but I don't feel like. Anyway, she has a classic beauty that I enjoy. You get it, right? The brunette is okay. Her part is suppose to be a somewhat annoying know-it-all. She plays that well because she really gets on my nerves and I think that that's the point. Her voice is, um, okay. Not the best I've ever heard but it's passable.
This boy, has no voice at all. Every time that he's about to perform, I brace myself wondering how is he going to hit those notes in the song which I know are coming. Alright, he's cute enough. But really, are there no cute guys out there who actually have a voice? I'm not a betting man but I would wager that with billions of people in the world, there might be at least one with a better voice than him. Plus, why does he play so 'dumb'? He's suppose to be a major jock. Why is he clueless about sex? I knew jocks in High School. They knew what they were doing. I'm just saying...

Don't even get me started with this one.  I thought that he was a Spanish teacher or something?  Do you ever see him in his regular class?  Have you even heard an "hola" out of him?  Maybe it wasn't Spanish after all.  Don't you think he looks a bit like Stan Laurel.  That's strangely hot.  Don't judge me!  However, he's kind of a whore.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  I support the entrepreneurial spirit.  It's just that he was only separated from his wife for five minutes and was wanting to bang the school counselor and the leader of the opposing Glee Club.  And that all happened within a few weeks.  Yes, his wife messed up badly but it was because she wanted a baby and to keep him.  She went about it in the wrong way, but she still loved him and call me Old Fashion,(beyond everything else you want to call me) but I like that.

I do know his character's name.  This is Curt.  When the show started, I was 'over the rainbow' with him.  I haven't been so happy since I stared in My So Called Life.  Um, wait, that wasn't me, that was Rickie.  I loved that show.  Why did it end and 90210 continue?  But my problem is not so much with Curt as it is with the writers of the show.  It must have been show #2 or 3 where Curt had this huge SUV that his Dad bought for him.  Which, compared to my Dodge Minivan, is more expensive.  Fast forward several shows later and that Jock, above whose name I forget, moves in with Curt and, lo and behold, Curt's house has only two bedrooms.  One for Curt's dad/jock's mom and one for Curt and Jock.  How is it that Curt can come to school in a $35,000 SUV that his dad bought for him and that their house only has two bedrooms?  What gives?

Besides that, I will allow for the fact that today is 2010 and not 1980ish when I was in school and times have changed.  I get it, "Gay is the new Black" and thank God.  But still, Curt pushes the envelope.  Once again, I'm sort of okay with him(character).  It's those writers who piss me off.  I love the fact that his father is okay/accepting/overjoyed(?) with Curt.  Yay for him!  But I hate when someone tries to shove Political Correctness down my throat.  I hated it when Julie Sugarbaker did it and I hate it now.  "Get off your moral high-horse writers".

These girls, I just love!!!  Santana is gorgeous, with no apologies.  And Brittana does a wonderful job of playing stupid.  I play stupid all the time, but without the paycheck.  That's sort of sad now that I think about it.

Alright, I love Sue too.  But that's a given.  Who could hate her?  I love everything that Sue does.  I mean, with this character and every other character that she does.  Don't be lazy, Google Jane Lynch.  She is great in everything.  Honestly, I would tell you if she wasn't.

And then there's Puck.  Fred won't admit it but I think that Puck is the real reason that he watches Glee.  After 20years, you get to know a person.  When Puck appears on the screen, I look over at Fred and see that cheesy smile appear on his face.  True, I'm no longer 28 pretending to be 17, but still, he could at least try to spare my feelings.  So to salvage my marriage, I went to the extreme.

I'm so pathetic.  Fred said, "You look like an old Puck".  I shot back, "You look like an Old Puck"!  Except I pronounced Puck with an F.

And now the boys want Mohawks too.  It doesn't help that the rest of the boys in the neighborhood have them.

Oh, I almost forgot.  Remember the video that I put together for John on April 20th using the song, Over the Rainbow by I.Z?  Well wouldn't you know that that was the last song performed on this season's show.  I turned to Fred and said "How dare Fox rip off material from my Blog!".

And that's what you missed on "GLEE"!

Oh, wait, let me leave you with a video that I found spoofing a scene from Glee that the Cheerios performed.  I hope you like it.  It works for me, on so many levels.

Your Friend, m.  a.k.a. "Old" Puck.